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  “I can’t imagine why you’re so upset,” Pamela Maxson said. “You thought he was innocent the whole time. You should be happy.”

  “Happy to play the fool?”

  “Is that it? You’re embarrassed that justice was done. Would you rather convict an innocent man?”

  “No. I’d rather have stayed out of this. I was set up. To win, lose, I don’t know. But I’m going to find out.”

  I turned down a side street in Hialeah, the Olds splashing through a series of foot-deep puddles. I pulled up in front of a renovated warehouse.

  “C’mon,” I said to Pam. “I want you to meet Ozzie and Harriet.”

  Max the Jockey was slouched at the counter, playing solitaire. Cheating. He wore a black muscle T-shirt and the snake tattoo on his forearm coiled as he dealt the cards. “Howdy, shyster,” he said. “Your pants are wet.”

  Pam smiled and said, “Hello, Ozzie.”

  Max gave her a puzzled look and turned over the deck, trying to find a red queen. In the back, Bobbie’s long body was hunched over a silent computer at the sys-op desk.

  “How’s business?” I asked.

  “Slower’n a whorehouse on Sunday morn,” Max said.

  “What’s the matter? Thought every time there was a murder, you two were off to the bank.”

  His jaw muscles were working up a storm. Either he was sucking his teeth, or he had swallowed his tongue. “Not this time. I figure, after the Rosedahl girl got it, the babes thought it was exciting to fool around, that it wouldn’t really happen again. Just like those assholes who throw hurricane parties when the red-and-black flag goes up. They never think it’ll hit until their condo gets blown away. So now another babe gets killed, it ain’t so much fun.”

  Bobbie was stirring in the back. She wore black nylon running shorts and rubber thongs. Her midriff was bare; an elastic halter covered her breasts. Barely. She started long-legging it toward the counter, chewing a wad of pink bubble gum, her eyes glued to Pam Maxson. “What’s a classy dame like you doing with a dork like him?” she asked.

  “Treating him,” she said.

  “Royally,” I added with an inane grin.

  Bobbie shrugged and blew a bubble in my face. “Lemme show you something, Lassiter.”

  She shoved her clipboard under my face, a stack of papers attached. At the top, a male symbol was jabbing the female symbol with his arrow. “Our latest client survey,” she said. “Ninety-one percent of the men and eighty-three percent of the women rate our service as very good or exceptional.”

  I riffled through a bunch of completed questionnaires. “Only a couple written in crayon,” I said with admiration.

  “Always the smartass. We’re a solid business. Satisfaction guaranteed. Just look at these.”

  She was right. There were numerical listings and eloquent testimonials to Compu-Mate. “Hot and wet,” wrote Muff Diver. “Lotsa, lotsa men,” gushed Helen Bed. “Need more fetishists,” complained Cruel Mistress. Another one caught my eye. “Bitches wouldn’t know a real man if they blew one.” Signed, Tom Cat. Pithy, you had to give him that.

  “So what can I do you for?” Bobbie asked, still looking at Pam.

  I drew a subpoena out of my suit coat. “I want to see copies of everything you turned over to Detective Rodriguez. Printouts, membership lists. Everything.”

  “I thought he worked for you.”

  “Yeah, I thought so, too.”

  She shrugged again and waved us back. Her thongs flip-flopped along the tile as she escorted us to a file cabinet next to the computer. She looked at my pants and said, “Is it raining outside, Lassiter, or you get excited on the way over here?”

  I ignored her, and after a moment she found the right file and handed me a batch of papers. I didn’t know what I was looking for, but it wouldn’t take long to find.

  On the left-hand side of the page was the handle. On the right was the real name and address.

  “Those are in chronological order by date of membership,” Bobbie said. “The computer can alphabetize them, if you want.”

  “No need.” I thumbed through half a dozen pages and found the right one:

  DAWN DELIGHT DARCY NOLAN 2340 SW 103 ST.

  LOUNGE LIZARD P. FREIDIN 1865 BRICKELL AVE

  HONEY POT LOUISE MAROUN 14000 SW 70 AVE.

  ORAL ROBERT BOB MARKO 635 MICHIGAN AVE.

  ROCK HARD S. GROSSMAN 120 SAPODILLA DR.

  BANANA MAN D. RUSSO 3540 SALEM BLVD.

  FORTY-TWO DEE DEE ANN REYNOLDS 2318 NE 168 TER.

  HORNY TOAD P. FLANIGAN 1683 TAGUS AVE.

  BIGGUS DICKUS A. RODRIGUEZ 7560 SW 26 ST.

  Boom! Just like that. The little jolt of adrenaline. Then the moment of doubt. There are fifteen pages of Rodriguezes in the Miami phone directory. Nineteen listings just for “A. Rodriguez.” Not that Alejandro Rodriguez would be any of those. Detectives don’t stick their home addresses in the book. Too many guys short on humanity and long on memory for that. And I didn’t know his home address. But easy enough to find out. Just drive by the Twenty-sixth Street address tonight, look for the county-owned Plymouth out front.

  It would be there, I knew. All the many pieces fit together. I found the first printout I had spread in front of Charlie Riggs on the dock. On the night she was killed, Marsha Diamond computer-talked with four men.

  BIGGUS DICKUS

  BUSH WHACKER

  ORAL ROBERT

  PASSION PRINCE

  Nine names turned up on Mary Rosedahl’s list.

  BIGGUS DICKUS

  HARRY HARDWICK

  HORNY TOAD

  MUFF DIVER

  PASSION PRINCE

  ROCK HARD

  SLAVE BOY

  STUDLY DO-RIGHT

  TOM CAT

  “Who talked to Priscilla Fox on the night she was killed?” I asked Bobbie.

  “Passion Prince. I told the detective that.”

  “Yeah, I know. Who else?”

  She shrugged again, popped a pink bubble, and slinked to the computer terminal. She punched a few buttons and waited for a blip and a bleep and then called out, “Banana Man, Tom Cat, and Biggus Dickus.”

  “Bingo!”

  “What is it?” Pam asked.

  “Only two men talked to all three women on the nights they were killed. Prince and Dickus. And we know Prince is innocent.”

  “So you think it’s Mr. Dickus,” Pamela Maxson said.

  “Unless you have a better idea,” I said.

  CHAPTER 27

  Chumming

  I was poling the skiff across the Key Largo flats half a mile off the marshy hammocks on a sweltering day that held no hint of a breeze. The surface glistened in the harsh light, and in the shallow water tiny crabs scurried across the bottom, searching for specks of food. Sweat poured down my bare back and stained my canvas shorts. Somewhere under a hat of green palm fronds sat Charlie Riggs, cool as a six-pack in white cotton clam diggers and an aloha shirt festooned with lavender orchids.

  “Great day to be alive.” Charlie chortled, nearly squirming with joy. “And thanks for the new rod. My goodness, it’s a beauty!”

  “Just figured it was time you looked like a fisherman.”

  “Now, if you’ll point me in the direction of some Albula vulpes, we can get to work.”

  Charlie lovingly fondled his new seven-foot, five-ounce graphite rod. It was equipped with an open-face spinning reel, wrapped with two hundred fifty yards of eight-pound test line. He was going to drop some un-weighted shrimp in front of Mister Bonefish, if I could find him. At your service, Jake Lassiter, old salt-fishing guide. I’d been poling and watching for an hour and had nothing to show for it except five pounds of lost water weight. Where were those little monsters with the recessed chins?

  Charlie practiced a few casts, easily handling the light rod, holding the tip above his head at one o’clock, then flicking the wrist and releasing the line at eleven o’clock, adjusting the length of the cast by thumb pressure on the reel spool.
After a few tries he could drop the bait on a lily pad at forty yards.

  “So, Jake, you bring me out here to fish or talk?”

  “Both, of course.”

  “Well, the fish ain’t biting half as much as the skeeters, so let’s get to it.”

  ***

  On the way down to Key Largo on Useless 1, I had told Charlie about Biggus Dickus and Lieutenant Fox. I showed him the officer’s log I had purloined from the closet. He read it silently, committing the important parts to memory. Mostly there were the mundane accountings of infantry in the field. Weather reports, platoon rosters, notes from Command, coordinates of objectives, summaries of missions, arcane military slang and abbreviations, casualty rolls, to-do lists. Occasionally a personal item suffused with unstated meaning: Write Barker’s mother.

  I turned first to the entry labeled 09 JAN ‘68. The ink had run and faded. I imagined Fox huddled in the elephant grass in a monsoon, trying to write under the shield of his poncho. Or was it sweat dripping from his forehead as he sought the words? Or tears?

  0700—Men tired, stoned. C-rations low.

  1100—Rain, rain, go away, Charley back another day.

  Open paddies. Men slow, surly.

  1330—VC ambush on dike. Gallardi, Boyer, dogwood 6.

  Rosen, Williams, Colgan, Miciak, dogwood 8.

  1800—Dak Sut. Firefight. 3 VC greased. Zippo approx.

  20 hooches. Phuong MIA. Lt. E. Ferguson. Rest in peace.

  May the Lord have mercy.

  That was it. Ass-backward from the way he tells the story now, when he tells it at all. The incident on the dike happened before they got to Dak Sut. Evan Ferguson was killed in the village, not on the dike. Nick penned a small prayer over his loss. So why the deception? I thumbed through the log. An entry from January 12, three days later. Filed report re Dak Sut. No queries from Command. What should they have asked? I wondered. Maybe Marsha Diamond’s questions. She couldn’t ask them. But I could.

  ***

  I drove the pole into the soft sand and tied us fast. I sat on the platform covering the ninety-horsepower Mercury and grabbed a Grolsch from the cooler.

  “So what do you think, Charlie?”

  He laid the rod across his lap and scanned the water. The skiff drew about nine inches; the water was two feet deep, tops. It’s part hunting and part fishing when you’re after Mister Bonefish. “What are the possibilities?”

  He loves the Socratic method of teaching.

  “At least two. First, a conspiracy. Fox has his pal Rodriguez kill a couple of ladies who know too much.”

  Charlie removed his palm-frond hat and wiped his forehead with a red bandana. “What could have happened in a Vietnamese village that would lead him to commit murder more than twenty years later?”

  So many questions, so few answers.

  “Don’t know, I’m working on it.”

  “And if he wanted to silence Marsha and his wife, why kill the Rosedahl girl?”

  “A distraction,” I said. “Makes it look like motiveless crimes tied together by the Compu-Mate membership. Then frame a drunk who can’t remember half of what he says or does.”

  A spotted eagle ray flashed off the bow and beat its wing-like pectoral fins, scurrying through the warm, shallow water. Charlie watched it and scowled. “Aetobatus narinari.” He dug out a fresh shrimp. “So brutal.”

  “A ray? Unless it whips you with a poison spine, it’s—”

  “Not the ray. Your scenario. So brutal and risky, allowing the time lapse between Marsha’s murder and Priscilla’s. What if Priscilla became suspicious, started thinking her husband had killed Marsha?”

  “But she wouldn’t, Charlie. That’s the point. There was nothing to tie Nick in, and once Mary Rosedahl was killed, everyone would think it was just some lunatic with a computer. Just like the royal family slaughtering four other women to cover up the killing of Mary Jane Kelly.”

  “Then why kill Priscilla at all? Marsha was silenced, and if Priscilla wasn’t suspicious…”

  “That’s what I couldn’t figure out. Whatever Priscilla knew, she’s known for a long time, and she’s been the good wife, silent and true. So I asked myself what’s changed, and of course, it’s so obvious.”

  Charlie picked up his rod and thought about it. “Nick left her. No reason to be loyal once he dumped her.”

  “Exactly. Priscilla put up a good front. Even fixed Nick up with Marsha, hoped it would be a quick fling. She had Marsha over for tea and slumber parties. One night Marsha finds the log. Probably she already looked up the clippings about Fox’s war record, so she notices the discrepancy. She starts asking Fox about the war, but very casually. She’s a little smarter than she seems. He doesn’t figure it out at first, gives her the standard bit about the firefight in the village and the chase along the dike. Now she knows there’s a story there. Maybe a very big story, bring down the state attorney, win a prize. Maybe she contacts survivors from the platoon, and one of them tips off Nick. And she may have told Priscilla, or Nick thought she did. He had a divorce in the works, plus a bright political future on the line. He couldn’t afford to have somebody saying the medals are made of tin.”

  Charlie was quiet a moment. Then he spotted something, raised the rod, and cast. The excitement must have pumped up his backswing and I felt the rod buzz by my ear. The shrimp plopped thirty feet from where he wanted it, and the fish swam lazily the other way.

  “Too big for a bonefish, anyway,” Charlie said without regret. “Might be a cobia.”

  “Theory number two,” I said. “Nick’s got nothing to do with it. Alex Rodriguez is some kind of freak. Seduces ‘em and strangles ‘em.”

  “But you have no proof to support either theory.”

  “Give me a chance. Now, how about some fishing?”

  Charlie was eyeing a sandy spot near a wad of seagrass. The first problem with bonefishing is spotting the little devils. I stood on the platform, watching for their tails. On the flats you sometimes see them waving like flags above the waterline, the fish digging in the sand for shrimp or crabs. Other times you see the mud churned up as they root around. More often you see nothing.

  “You might try some chum,” Charlie said.

  Real purists may disagree, but I see nothing wrong with salting the water. We didn’t have all day.

  I unlimbered myself, untied the skiff, and poled toward the sandy spot. I opened a bag of live shrimp and started chopping them into shrimpettes. When I had a mess of bite-sized morsels, I tossed them over the side, leaving a trail of hors d’oeuvres for Mister Bonefish. Squinting into the late-morning sun, I poled back a comfortable distance, stuck us into the bottom, and sat back down on the hard platform.

  Are we having fun yet? Charlie was watching the water, and I was thinking about the kinks in my back, when he said, “Hullo.”

  I opened my eyes and saw one of those spooky little devils, maybe eight pounds and all muscle and fight. It was skittish, scoping the territory, wondering why somebody dumped dinner in its living room. The second problem with bonefish is getting them to bite. They’re high-strung as thoroughbreds. Drop the bait too far away, they won’t notice it. Too close, they’ll leave town.

  Charlie let fly and landed his shrimp six feet in front of its snout. The fish didn’t care. It was feeding on the chum or some microscopic flecks of fish food. Then it waggled over, sniffed around, and bit. And zip! It ran—hell, it flew—the reel singing a metallic song. The fish broke the Olympic record for the hundred meter, then decided to do it again. Charlie let it run out. He didn’t have a choice. If your drag isn’t perfect, the bonefish will snap your line and be in Mexico before you get your engine started.

  When the fish stopped its run, Charlie decided to see what it was made of.

  Dynamite.

  Charlie started pumping, pulling the rod back, letting up, and reeling in. The fish took about ten seconds of this, said the hell with it, bent the rod double, and ran again. They fought for a while, the fish
running, Charlie giving ground, reeling in, letting out. Then the line snagged on something—it could have been a chunk of coral or an old tire—and it broke cleanly, the fish bolting free.

  “A fine specimen,” Charlie said. He considered something for a moment, then added, “You might try some chum.”

  “I just did.”

  “Not here, Jake. For Fox and Rodriguez. See if they bite.” Oh.

  “If Rodriguez is a psychotic killer,” Charlie said, “he’ll kill again. If Fox thinks someone else knows enough to ruin him, he’ll silence that person. So, Jake, start chumming.”

  ***

  The rains came in the afternoon, but we were dry inside Charlie’s old Ford pickup, fighting the endless traffic up the highway from the Keys. He wouldn’t let me drive, something about third gear not being up and to the right. The skiff was lashed to a rickety trailer behind us, and we bounced and splashed over the Card Sound Bridge on the way to Miami.

  “You should have kept that ten-pounder,” I said. “Could have mounted it.”

  Charlie snorted. “I never mounted a corpse in the morgue. Why would I do it to a poor fish?”

  “That poor fish damn near broke your pole in two. Never saw so much fight in something so small.”

  “Deceptio visus,” Charlie said, and not for the first time.

  “I’ve been thinking about the bait,” I said.

  Charlie kept his eyes on the road and his mouth shut. He liked me to figure out things for myself.

  “I need to know more about Biggus Dickus.”

  “His modus operandi?”

  “Right. How he relates to the Compu-Mate women, what he looks for.”

  Charlie hit the defroster. Our body heat had steamed up the windows. Outside, a storm from the east slashed torrents of rain across the pavement. Lightning had knocked out the traffic lights and darkened the neon sign at the Green Turtle Inn. “You’re casting for Rodriguez first.”