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  “And the reason you think you may have asked him is that he didn’t sound quite like himself?”

  “That’s right.”

  “Mr. Tupton was not a heavy drinker, was he?”

  “No, I already said that when Mr. Patterson asked.”

  I smiled my tolerant smile. “I understand, Mrs. Tupton, but this is cross-examination, and your answer may lead us to something else, so please bear with me. The few times you saw your husband drink, he became tipsy, didn’t he?”

  Bluffing her.

  She couldn’t know if I knew…

  Holding my breath now.

  The book says you don’t ask a question on cross-examination unless you know the answer. But instinct told me I was right and that Melinda Tupton was honest. The book also says that you try to frame the question to get admissions. You’re allowed to lead the witness. The perfect cross-examination does not elicit a series of long-winded explanations. The answers should be a string of yes’s and no’s, depending how you phrase the questions.

  “I’m not sure what you mean,” Melinda Tupton said.

  Not knowing where I was going, but figuring the truth would hurt her case. Still, not wanting to lie.

  Fake a risk, now. Chide her, let the jury see her reluctance to answer, but be careful not to offend. “Come now, Mrs. Tupton, you know the meaning of the word ‘tipsy.’”

  “Objection, argumentative!” H.T. Patterson was not going to imitate a potted plant.

  “I’ll rephrase,” I offered before the judge could rule against me. “Could your husband hold his liquor?”

  This time the answer came quickly. “No.”

  Heaven praise an honest woman.

  “So it took only a couple of drinks to make him inebriated?”

  “Yes.”

  “People respond differently to alcohol, don’t they, Mrs. Tupton?”

  “Objection!” Patterson was on his feet again. “Calls for an opinion. Outside the witness’s expertise. No predicate. And irrelevant.”

  “Anything else?” Judge Boulton asked.

  “It’s a silly question,” Patterson said.

  “Overruled. It’s a matter of common observation.”

  “I suppose they do,” the witness said.

  “Some people get loud and obnoxious. You’ve seen that, haven’t you?”

  “Yes.” Her voice barely a whisper.

  “Some people get sleepy and quiet.”

  “Yes.” Softer still.

  “And your husband would become excited and hyper, would speak rapidly, wouldn’t sound quite like himself.”

  “Yes.”

  Though her voice was faint, I heard the answer, and so did the jurors. But I wanted them to hear it again, so I fibbed. “I’m sorry, Mrs. Tupton. I couldn’t quite hear you. When your husband became inebriated, he would become excited and wouldn’t quite sound like himself, correct?”

  “Yes, that’s correct.”

  “And when you spoke to him on the phone on August ninth, you knew he’d been drinking, didn’t you?”

  “I thought so, yes.”

  Time for a quick change of pace. Keep her off-balance. “Your husband wasn’t the kind of man to snoop through someone else’s desk, was he?”

  Whack! Patterson slapped the top of the plaintiff’s table. “Objection! Mischaracterizes the evidence. No one snooped through-”

  “Denied,” Judge Boulton declared. “The jury heard your direct exam and can make up its own mind.”

  I turned back to the witness, my eyes asking her to answer.

  “No,” Mrs. Tupton said. “He wasn’t like that.”

  “But he changed when he became inebriated, didn’t he?”

  “I suppose we all do, to an extent.”

  “He became less inhibited?”

  “I guess.”

  “Did you ask him what it was he had found in Mr. Florio’s den?”

  “Yes.”

  I walked back to my table and picked up my trusty yellow notepad. I thumbed past my A”s and O’s diagram of a sprint draw play and found my notes of the direct examination. “But he ‘didn’t say exactly what it was.’ Weren’t those your words?”

  “I believe so.”

  “Just as a drunk driver doesn’t hear the train whistle or see the Stop sign, he may not have even heard you, correct?”

  “Objection! Calls for a conclusion.” Patterson had stayed on his feet. No slipping a fastball by him now.

  “Sustained,” the judge said.

  “At any rate, it was apparently hard for him to concentrate on your end of the conversation, wasn’t it?”

  “I don’t know.” Not as good as a yes, but the jury could still get the point.

  “And despite your request, he never told you what he allegedly saw.”

  “That’s right.”

  “And you have no way of knowing what it was, do you?”

  “No.”

  “It could have been something that had nothing to do with Cypress Estates, something of no concern to the Everglades Society.”

  “Well, I doubt that.”

  “But you don’t know, do you, ma’am?”

  “No.”

  “And you have no way of knowing whether he understood what he allegedly saw?”

  “He was a very bright man.”

  “When he was sober,” I added gratuitously. “How about when he was drunk?”

  “He was so seldom…I just don’t know.”

  “Did your husband tell you that anyone at the party had forced him to consume alcohol?”

  “No, of course not.”

  “Did he say anyone treated him badly?”

  “No. He said he’d been eating and drinking…”

  “So, at a party at which he was drinking champagne and being treated as an honored guest, he exceeded his tolerance for alcohol, and thereafter sneaked into a private room and snooped through a desk…”

  I shot a little look at Patterson, needling him.

  “…where he found something that excited him,” I continued, “though you have no idea if he understood it, and as you sit here today, you couldn’t begin to describe it, correct?”

  “I don’t think he sneaked-”

  “No further questions,” I said.

  That night in my little coral-rock house in Coconut Grove, I listened to the sounds of the neighborhood possum banging over garbage cans and the occasional whine of a police siren. When Nicky Florio called to reject Patterson’s settlement demand, I asked if he had a counteroffer.

  “Yeah, tell him I offer to punch his lights out.”

  In the morning, I would inform Patterson that, after due deliberation, we must regretfully decline his thoughtful proposal for settlement.

  After grilling some hog snapper over hot coals for my supper, I opened the Florio file and thumbed through a stack of folders until I found what I wanted. In discovery, we had given Patterson a list of the party guests. Like a lot of lawyers, when it came to filing a witness list, Patterson listed everyone who ever passed within ten miles of the locus delicti. He didn’t really intend to call all of them. It’s just a safety net. Rick Gondolier’s name was there, but Patterson had never taken his deposition. When I filed my witness list, I named everyone on Patterson’s list plus some of my own. I had planned to interview Gondolier at the bingo hall but never did it.

  I found Gondolier’s number and was ready to call him when my phone rang.

  Rick Gondolier.

  Funny how things happen that way. Maybe some electromagnetic force in the universe, who knows? Gondolier was in his office at the bingo hall. For some reason, I expected to hear the announcer calling out “B-thirteen” in the background, but it was quiet on the other end.

  “I got two subpoenas here,” Rick Gondolier said. “One from you and one from…” He paused, and I heard papers shuffling. “Henry Thackery Patterson.” Calm voice. Deep and resonant. I pictured him. Thick, sun-bleached hair swept back, a hand toying with his little diamond earr
ing. Las Vegas slick.

  “You’re a popular guy,” I said. “Patterson is Tupton’s lawyer. He may call you to testify, though I doubt it. He knows he can’t get you to say what he wants.”

  “Which is what?”

  “That Florio caught Tupton reading an incriminating document in the den and then got him drunk and waltzed him into the cooler. That Nicky either intended to kill him or didn’t care if he died or not. And that maybe you helped him.”

  He didn’t take a deep breath or curse or laugh. “Pretty far-fetched, don’t you think so, Mr. Lassiter?”

  Unruffled. Maybe that’s the way Gina liked them.

  “Yeah. And damn hard to prove. But I may want to put you on the stand, so I have to ask you some questions. Did you see Tupton at the party?”

  “Of course. Nicky introduced us out at the pool by the buffet table. Tupton was hitting the mimosas pretty good, trying to be sociable, talking up a storm. Told me how Everglades mosquitoes could kill a horse with enough stings around the eyes. Some anecdotes about how to tell alligator shit from crocodile shit. A real raconteur.”

  “What did you say to him?”

  “I told him to watch the mimosas, they sneak up on you. He giggled, stumbled around, and grabbed another drink from a tray. Is that useful?”

  “Very. What else? I don’t suppose you know anything about a document Tupton saw on Nicky’s desk.”

  “Sure I do.”

  “What!”

  “It was late in the afternoon, but not yet dark. I was talking to Tupton out by the seawall. Like I said, he’d been drinking a lot. His face was flushed and sweaty. Anyway, he excused himself to find a bathroom. I didn’t see him for maybe twenty minutes or so. Then he came back out to the pool-”

  “He came back out?”

  “Yeah, what of it?”

  “Nobody else at the pool saw him once he went into the house.”

  “Maybe nobody was looking. He was a pretty nondescript guy. Anyway, he came back out, flapping his jaw about the golf course.”

  “What golf course?”

  “At Cypress Estates. A championship course.”

  “I didn’t know there was one. I didn’t see it in the model.”

  “’Course not. It was under wraps. We knew there’d be a blowup from the Everglades Society. Not that there’s anything wrong with it. It’ll be a real showpiece, completely in sync with nature. Nothing else like it in history. The water hazards will be the natural slough, the roughs will be saw grass. Ponds and streams everywhere. Every imaginable bird would inhabit the place. ‘Course, we’d have to regulate the water levels. Can you imagine the development potential for the town houses and condos if we got a PGA event out there on national TV?”

  “How did Tupton know about it?”

  “He’d found the architect’s drawings on Nicky’s desk. The schematics, the cost estimates, impact studies, and he was running off at the mouth, going ape shit.”

  “What’d he say?”

  “The usual environmental crap about the dredging and the filling, the canals and locks disturbing the natural water flow, the effect of the pesticides and the fertilizers. I made a joke about a golfer reaching for his lost Titleist in a gator hole, and he went bananas. Whining about gators swallowing golf balls and shitting tees, that kind of thing.”

  “That’s all he found, a document about the golf course?”

  “Yeah, that’s all he was carrying on about.”

  “Anybody else overhear this?”

  “I don’t know. When he got started, I sort of steered him back along the seawall toward the bay. Like I said, we’re not publicizing the golf course. We don’t plan to announce it until all the financing is in place and we’re ready to go.”

  Something wasn’t ringing true, but what?

  “Why didn’t Nicky mention this to me?”

  “Guess ‘cause I didn’t mention it to him.”

  “Tupton dies at the house, your partner gets sued, and you don’t mention this conversation?”

  “Yeah, it didn’t seem important. Is it?”

  Later, sometime after midnight, I was lying in the hammock between my live oak trees, listening to the warble of a mockingbird calling its mate, or at least looking for a one-night stand. I wondered what Clarence Darrow would do. He once said there was no such thing as justice, in or out of court. That didn’t help any, so I had a beer. A sixteen-ounce Grolsch with the porcelain stopper. That didn’t help either, so I had another.

  I thought of Melinda Tupton, a good woman by any standard. I thought of Gina and tried to pretend I didn’t miss her. What was the hold she had on me?

  I thought of Rick Gondolier. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw Hulk Hogan. What kind of guy sleeps with his partner’s wife?

  Probably the same kind of guy who sleeps with his client’s wife.

  And I thought of Nicky Florio. He clams up, but his partner talks. What could be so secret about the golf course? And what was so terrible about it? If they’re going to bulldoze the marshy hammocks and mangroves for the condos and the shops, what difference does a golf course make?

  Not much, except as a symbol of man’s callousness. Destroying nature for a manicured playground of the rich.

  A nightmare. That’s what Tupton told his wife about it. Worse than anything I had imagined.

  It didn’t fit. Way too strong. He already knew about the proposed development. It was a whole town, for crying out loud.

  The condos, the shops, the town, it’s all a cover.

  But the town can’t be a cover for a golf course. Maybe for something else, but not that. Sorry, Gondo, but I think you’re making it up. Maybe there was a golf course planned, but in my heart, I know that’s not what Tupton saw. But is that my job? Don’t I have to present the evidence as it rolls in the door?

  And what a piece of evidence. Two pieces, really. First, Gondolier told Tupton to watch how much he drank, and Tupton ignored the advice. Talk about a plaintiff’s comparative negligence. Second, Gondolier witnessed Tupton’s drunken overreaction to the golf-course plans. No wonder the guy ended up unconscious in the wine cellar. He was out of control.

  Hey, Gondo, you’re a real gamesaver. That phone call to me. How timely. Wonder who called you earlier in the evening. Nicky probably figured I wouldn’t use evidence if I thought it was phony, so the two of you cooked up this little charade.

  I had another beer and began thinking abstract thoughts, something that’s not my strong point. Words like ethics and perjury and conflicts of interest fluttered across the beer-soaked landscape of my mind. I like to win, but I like to win fair and square. A lawyer isn’t supposed to use perjured testimony. You can look it up. But who made me a mind reader? I could put Rick Gondolier on the stand, and if the jury didn’t believe him, we would lose.

  Justice would be done. Fake that, Clarence Darrow.

  But the jury might believe him. And we would win. But then, we deserved to, because if the jury believed him, we must be right. Isn’t that the way the system works, or is that circular reasoning?

  I needed another beer to answer the question. I crawled out of the hammock to get one, then slipped a Jimmy Buffet disc into the machine. I sang along, not more than half an octave off-key, and twanged an imaginary guitar, and by the time Jimmy got to “Why Don’t We Get Drunk and Screw?” a quiniela I found to be physically improbable, I was drifting off toward a restless sleep.

  Chapter 9

  The Brain Trust

  Granny Lassiter was chopping florida lobster with a sawtooth diver’s knife and tossing the white morsels into a frying pan with slices of onion and green pepper. The cooking oil sizzled and popped, and her small kitchen was redolent with piquant aromas. I was barefoot because it’s against the law, or ought to be, to wear shoes south of Key Largo. The rest of me was covered by denim cutoffs and a faded Penn State T-shirt. My job was to whack a coconut in two with a machete and grate the meat. Charlie Riggs’s job was to sip Granny’s home brew and
kibitz.

  Granny wasn’t my grandmother, but there was some relationship, maybe a great-aunt on my father’s side. Everyone in the Keys called her Granny Lassiter, and most of the natives drank her moonshine. She raised me after my father was killed and my mother ran off. Granny was a small, wiry woman with high cheekbones and a pugnacious chin, and her black hair was streaked with white. Today she wore canvas shorts with button pockets and a tank top from a Key West oyster bar that advised its patrons to “Eat ’em raw.” Under the tank top, it was just Granny. No bra and, sure as heck, no silken camisole. She lived just outside Islamorada in a four-room wooden house with a front porch and a rocking chair and a kitchen window that caught the breezes from the Gulf of Mexico.

  Granny poured some sherry into the frying pan with the lobster, then took a swig from the bottle. I shredded the coconut into the sizzling mixture. Charlie was into one of his soliloquies, rambling on about determining time of death based on the amount of maggot growth in the corpse. It was one of his favorite mealtime topics.

  When the lobster was golden brown, Granny added tomato paste, curry powder, and turmeric, then put the whole shebang into a casserole that she slid into the oven. Then she ordered me to cook some wild rice, so she could sit down with Charlie at the kitchen table to have a drink and rest her dogs, which is what Granny called her feet. I followed her instructions, boiling the rice, all the time inhaling the pungent fragrance of the spices and the cooking lobster.

  “Speared those suckers myself,” Granny said, gesturing toward the oven or maybe toward the Gulf. “Don’t have time to trap ’em.”

  “Marine Patrol could confiscate your boat,” I told her. “Lobster poaching’s a crime.”

  “So’s larceny,” she said, “but that don’t stop you shysters.”

  “Panulirus argus,” Charlie mumbled. “The spiny lobster is actually a crawfish.” He took a sip of home brew from a jelly jar. “Now, where was I?…”

  “Something about maggots,” Granny suggested, though I don’t know why she encourages him.

  “Right. These days, a good coroner has to know the lifestyles of flies and lice,” Charlie said. “Jake, have I ever told you about the case I handled a few years back in Lacoochee?”