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  A second later, both men were treading water, the Jet Ski purring softly, turning tight circles in the channel. Steve’s right shoulder flared with pain. It felt as if someone had stabbed him with an ice pick, then hammered it into the bone. Next to him, the man’s hand was clapped protectively over his neck.

  A thick neck. Strong jaw with high cheekbones. Light-skinned African-American. His helmet had been knocked off, revealing a shaved head. Illuminated only by the moon and the lights on the gate, the guy looked a little like that wrestler turned actor. The Rock. Dwayne Johnson, the guy who gave all that money to the University of Miami.

  “Corporate goon,” the man groaned.

  Steve treaded water and massaged his right shoulder. “Hey, asshole. You scared the shit out of my nephew.”

  “You don’t think dolphins are scared when they’re taken from their mothers?”

  “Don’t start that crap with me.”

  The two men faced each other in the water, each pedaling to stay afloat. On the causeway, a police siren wailed.

  “You think your nephew’s life has more value than a dolphin’s? Or a turtle’s? Or a harbor rat’s?”

  “As a matter of fact, I do.” No use telling this guy, but Steve valued Bobby’s life more than his own.

  “You’re with them, aren’t you?” the man demanded.

  “Them who?”

  “The circuses and the zoos. The testers and the torturers. The users and abusers.”

  “I’m just a guy with a nephew who loves dolphins.”

  The man reached under the water and came up with the dive knife that had been sheathed at his ankle. Serrated blade, glimmery in the moonlight. With his free hand, he started paddling toward the Jet Ski. “Try to stop me, I’ll cut your throat.”

  “Isn’t my life worth as much as a harbor rat’s?”

  A light blazed, blinding Steve. “Hold it right there! Both of you!” boomed overhead.

  Steve squinted toward the shore. Police car on the bank. Two cops at the water’s edge. One gripped a Maglite the size of a Barry Bonds bat. The other aimed his 9 mm Glock at them. Two-handed grip, legs spread and knees flexed, just like they teach them at the academy.

  Steve continued treading water.

  “Hands where I can see ’em!”

  What’s the cop think I’m gonna do, the backstroke?

  Steve threw both hands above his head. He immediately sank. He kicked hard and popped up just as Darth Vader called the cops “establishment thugs.”

  “For the record,” Steve interjected, spitting water, “I play softball in the Police Athletic League.”

  One cop started to say something but was interrupted by the blast of a shotgun, the sound rolling down the channel. Instinctively, Steve whirled toward the park.

  Bobby! Where’s Bobby?

  The last Steve had seen the boy, he had stopped along the seawall, waiting for his uncle to be a hero.

  An instant later, a second blast echoed in the warm ocean breeze.

  SOLOMON’S LAWS

  1. Try not to piss off a cop unless you have a damn good reason…or a damn good lawyer.

  Five

  ANOTHER PERP

  The cops cuffed Steve and slammed him facedown onto the hood of the cruiser. Water dripped down his legs into his Reeboks.

  All that mattered was Bobby, and Steve couldn’t get to him. “C’mon, man. My nephew’s back there.”

  “How many of you are there?” the bigger cop demanded.

  “I’m not one of them!” Steve lifted his head. A hand slammed it back down. Steve’s eyes teared and his nose dripped blood. A fire burned deep in his shoulder. “Did you hear the gunshots? I gotta find Bobby.”

  “Shut up.” The cop clipped the back of Steve’s skull with his Maglite. Just a practice swing. Steve decided he didn’t want to feel the real thing.

  “Don’t they teach you in cop school that gunshots are bad?” Steve asked.

  “Got other units there.” The cop was going through the soggy contents of Steve’s wallet. Seventeen dollars, a year-old Fantasy 5 lottery ticket, and his Florida Bar card. “You’re a lawyer.”

  “Yeah, and you’re gonna need one.”

  Steve liked most cops, even the ones who stretched the truth in their testimony, forcing him to cross-examine the crap out of them. They had their job to do, and he had his, which was to make them look like idiots or liars. Or both.

  These two were young. One Hispanic, one black. Both with sleeves tight against bulging biceps.

  Don’t they test cops for steroids the way they do ballplayers?

  It was something he’d look into the next time some cop roughed up one of his presumably innocent clients. ’Roid rage.

  “My nephew’s got a medical condition. So if you could be a pal and—”

  “Shut up,” the Hispanic cop repeated. His partner separately questioned Darth Vader over by a scrubby palm tree. Steve couldn’t hear the questions, but several answers seemed to include the words “Gestapo thug” and “global corporate conspiracy,” sprinkled with mentions of Abu Ghraib and Guantanamo.

  Steve explained how Grisby called him about Bobby, how he drove to Cetacean Park, stumbled into an animal liberation raid, chased this yahoo in the wet suit, then saw a second Jet Skier, who’d already made it to the Bay with two dolphins.

  “Another perp,” the cop said, sounding interested. “You get a look at him?”

  Steve shook his head, water dripping from his hair. “Too dark. Too far away. He was herding the dolphins into open water, and that jerkoff was bringing up the rear.”

  The radio in the squad car crackled, and the Hispanic cop ducked inside to take the call. When he emerged, he said, “Is it safe to assume your nephew’s not around forty years old, maybe two hundred pounds?”

  “He’s twelve and built like a broomstick.”

  “Good. Then he’s not the dead guy.”

  Six

  HABEAS PORPOISE

  They drove back to Cetacean Park in the cruiser, along an unpaved access road. The cops told Steve everything they knew from the radio call. Wade Grisby had shot someone, another guy in a wet suit. A third perp, the cop said. It happened on a path near the security shed. Steve’s nephew wasn’t near the shooting, didn’t even see it happen. The kid was talking to a detective now. He was just fine.

  Steve felt the relief immediately. If Victoria was his heart, Bobby was his soul. Eighteen months earlier, Steve had risked everything to rescue the boy—kidnap him, really—from his own mother. Janice Solomon, Steve’s drug-addled sister, was an abusive parent and a pathological liar, and those were her best qualities. When Bobby came to live with Steve, the boy was terrified and helpless, plagued by night terrors, his psyche a scrambled mess. Steve decided then that he’d do anything to make the kid’s life better. Bobby had made great progress, but not without some setbacks. Overall, the kid was so sweet and innocent he gave Steve faith in the goodness of the species, notwithstanding all evidence to the contrary.

  Three more police cars and an ambulance angled alongside the seawall, lights flashing. A covey of cops in uniform and two others in plainclothes milled about. A fire-rescue vehicle was pulling up, two EMTs leaping out. On the causeway, another siren wailed.

  A few yards from the killer whale tank, Bobby sat in the front row of the bleachers, wrapped in a pink beach towel, sipping soda from a can. A Miami-Dade sheriff’s deputy Steve recognized from the Justice Building took notes on a pad. “Then Uncle Steve took off after the guy,” Bobby said, his voice stoked. “You shoulda seen him. Awesome! Like a zillion miles an hour.”

  “Hey, kiddo. You okay?” Steve scooped up his nephew and hugged him.

  “Did you catch him? ’Cause they should pay you a big reward, a big chunk of cheddar.”

  The deputy held up a hand. “Give us a minute, Mr. Solomon.”

  Steve studied his nephew. “Sure you’re okay, Bobby?”

  “Abso-posi-tutely. But where are Spunky and Misty?”
/>   “In the Bay somewhere.”

  Bobby’s expression froze. The energy drained from him.

  “Where in the Bay?”

  “I don’t know, kiddo. They were headed for the southern tip of the Key.”

  Meaning they could be in the deep, blue Atlantic by now, but Steve chose not to say that.

  “Can you find them, Uncle Steve?” Fear in his voice. “Can you get them back?”

  “I’ll try, kiddo.”

  How, I don’t know. A writ of habeas porpoise, maybe.

  “Please, Uncle Steve.”

  “Gonna do my best.”

  “Not enough!”

  “What?”

  “Not enough. Not enough. Not enough. I want them back. Now!”

  Whining. Swaying. His mouth contorted. The old Bobby. Insecure and frightened. Bobby had made so much progress, had become so socialized, it was difficult to remember the skin-and-bones, bruised and grimy kid locked in a dog cage, his legs festering with open sores.

  Steve picked up Bobby. The boy slung his legs around his uncle and locked his ankles together. Steve gave him a squeeze and whispered in his ear, “It’s gonna be okay, kiddo.”

  “Sure.” He didn’t sound convinced.

  Steve felt teardrops roll from Bobby’s cheek to his own. “I know how much Spunky and Misty mean to you. They’re like the brother and sister you don’t have.”

  “You could change that,” Bobby said.

  “How?”

  “You and Victoria, I mean.”

  “Oh, that. Let’s get the dolphins back first, then we’ll discuss whether the world needs any more Solomons.”

  “Deal,” Bobby said. Sounding better. He untangled himself from Steve, rubbed his nose with a thumb, and turned back to the deputy. “Would you like to hear the rest of my statement now, Officer?”

  Sounding like an expert witness who’d been doing this for years. That was Bobby for you. One moment a babbling kid, a second later he’d name every turnpike stop from Homestead to St. Lucie.

  “You sure you’re okay?” Steve asked.

  “Go,” Bobby said. “Maybe you can pick up some clues.”

  Steve left Bobby with the deputy and headed toward a semicircle of cops on the path that led to the security shed. Two large feet in rubber dive booties stuck out of a low hedge of ficus trees.

  Moving closer, Steve caught sight of the body. A man in a black wet suit, just like the one worn by the Jet Skier. The man lay on his back in a pool of blood. A deep pool. More blood than it seemed any one body could hold. The man’s chest had been blown wide open. Shotgun blast at close range. Ugly.

  A second blast—or more likely the first—had torn through the man’s right hip. Near his feet was a roll of duct tape, flecked with gore and body tissue. A small coil of nautical line curled near one knee. A police photographer hovered over the corpse, snapping off rapid-fire pictures.

  Two plainclothes detectives stood nearby, listening to Wade Grisby, who sucked at a cigarette, his leathery hands trembling. “A man’s got a right to defend himself, don’t he?”

  Grisby was in his early fifties, short and wiry, with sunbaked skin and a gray-flaked beard. He looked up as Steve approached. “This fellow knows me. Tell them, Steve. I wouldn’t shoot a man unless it was self-defense.”

  Steve joined the circle. “Wade, you might not want to make any more statements until you have a lawyer.”

  “I got nothing to hide.”

  “Still, Wade. It’s time to lawyer up.”

  Steve was about to announce his own availability at reasonable rates when he heard a familiar voice. “Don’t need a mouthpiece when you got the po-lice.”

  Mellifluous tones. Bourbon flowing over ice.

  Steve turned and saw Ray Pincher striding toward them. The State Attorney wore a dark suit and a dress shirt, leaving off only the tie, perhaps a concession to the pre-dawn hour. Pincher was a fit African-American man in his forties with a narrow mustache and an irritating habit of cracking his knuckles to emphasize that he’d just made an important point. He’d grown up in the Liberty City projects and won some amateur boxing titles as a middleweight before heading off to a seminary in Jacksonville. The idea was to return home as pastor of the Primitive Baptist Church. But somewhere along the line, Ray Pincher lost his faith and found the law. A tough prosecutor who’d paid his dues from Traffic Court to the Homicide Division, he now was the county’s elected State Attorney.

  “Ain’t no suspense when it’s self-defense.” Pincher sounded part rap artist, part preacher. He signaled Steve to walk with him. “If you’re hustling a case, Solomon, forget about it. Grisby was within his rights. He’ll never be charged.”

  “That’s it? You’re here all of one minute and you know what happened?”

  “We been keeping an eye on this place.”

  “You had men here tonight?”

  “A mile away. Sewage plant on Virginia Key.”

  Right. Virginia Key. A place of natural dunes and beautiful beaches. Turtles and manatees. Hardwood hammocks and mangroves. Naturally, it’s where the city padres built a sewage treatment plant. Even though it was hidden from sight, when the wind was right, you could smell it from the causeway.

  “Animal Liberation Movement,” Pincher said. “Bunch of losers and lefties. Once they knocked over that primate lab in the Keys, we figured Grisby’s place might be next.” Pincher cracked his knuckles with a crunch.

  “Who’s the dead guy?”

  “Don’t have an ID yet.”

  “Why’d he come ashore?”

  “Looks like he planned to tie up the security guard. Instead, he ran into Grisby and his twelve-guage.”

  “Was the guy armed?”

  “A .45. Gun flew into the ficus hedge when he was hit.”

  “The timing’s off. The dolphins were already gone when the shots were fired.”

  “Grisby was holding the guy, waiting for us to get here. The guy went for his piece.”

  “Who does that? If someone’s holding a twelve-gauge on you, would you pull a gun?”

  “Didn’t say the guy was smart. Only said he was dead.”

  “And why two shots? Guy would have bled out with either one.”

  “What’s with you, Solomon? You want Grisby indicted so you can get some work?”

  “I’m just wondering why you’re closing the book on this. You’ve got no independent witnesses. But you’ve wrapped up your investigation while the body’s still warm.”

  “And what’s it to you?”

  Good question. Steve wasn’t sure why the story troubled him. He was a defense lawyer to his very core, so his natural instincts were to believe Grisby acted in self-defense. But Pincher was a prosecutor to the depth of his soul, and he never believed anyone. Why so quick to clear the man in a brutal shooting?

  But what the hell. None of this concerned him.

  All I care is that Bobby’s safe.

  “Means nothing to me, Ray. Nothing at all.”

  Pincher led Steve toward the patrol car where the two muscle-bound cops still had the first perp in the backseat. “The asshole say anything I might want to know?” Pincher asked Steve.

  “Like I told Tubbs and Crockett here, all he did was call me names.”

  The Hispanic cop nodded to Pincher, then opened the back door of the cruiser. The man leaned out, his chiseled features illuminated by the ceiling lamp.

  Pincher stood, paralyzed. “What the fuck?”

  Looking delighted with himself, the man grinned at Pincher. “Hello, Uncle Ray. Mom says hi, too.”

  Pincher clenched his jaws so tightly, Steve heard his teeth grind. “Solomon, say hello to Gerald Nash, my sister’s punk-ass boy.”

  “We’ve already met,” Steve said.

  Pincher wagged a finger in Nash’s face. “Your momma shoulda whupped your ass, ’stead of taking all that sass.”

  “You’re just a tool of the establishment, Uncle Ray. A tiny cog in the wheel of corrupt corporations and wa
rmongering politicians.”

  “I hear your daddy talking. All that left-wing bullshit.”

  “Dad’s always been right about you, Uncle Ray. You’re just a puppet.”

  “You were mine, Gerald, I woulda taught you some discipline.”

  “I learned a lot from you, Uncle Ray.” Hands cuffed behind him, Gerald Nash scooted around in his seat, laced his fingers together, and cracked his knuckles. Then he cackled with laughter.

  “How funny’s it gonna be when you’re doing life in Raiford?” his uncle demanded.

  “Life, Uncle Ray? For trespassing? Breaking and entering? I don’t think so.”

  Pincher turned his back on Nash. “Solomon, tell this punk the news.”

  Steve didn’t relish being ordered around by his old antagonist. Still, it had been a long night and he didn’t mind rubbing Nash’s face in the mud. “It’s called ‘felony murder.’ Wade Grisby might have shot your pal, but you’re the one who’ll go down for it.”

  Seven

  ALL STEVE, ALL THE TIME

  “Let me get this straight,” Judge Frederick Barash said. “You’re suing this website where men comment on women they’ve dated.”

  “Don’t Date the Bitch–dot-com,” Victoria Lord said, trying not to reveal her embarrassment. She hated cleaning up Steve’s messes, handling cases for his low-rent clients. “The website posted insulting and derogatory remarks about our client, Your Honor.”

  The judge licked his thumb and riffled through the complaint. “To wit, that Ms. Lexy Larson is ‘a shallow, superficial gold digger who gives perfunctory blow jobs.’”

  Judge Barash harrumphed and peered over the tops of his reading glasses toward the plaintiff’s table. He had served twenty-seven years on the bench and was a few months shy of retirement. A small man with a fine crop of judicial white hair, His Honor would have dismissed every case on his docket if he could, just to play golf every day. You could almost smell the burnout.

  “That’s what our complaint alleges,” Victoria said, referring to Steve’s sloppily worded written pleading. Sitting alongside was her client—actually, Steve’s client—Lexy Larson, a six-foot-tall model with spiky blond hair.